Give a farm boy and a farm girl weapons, what could happen??
Full-scale Portal turret
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT
The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.
"Shiiiiiiit!" *leaps back around the corner*
"ARE YOU STILL THERE~?"
I NEED 10000 OF THESE
Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies
I’ll buy two if they can rig it up to shoot nerf darts
i’m losing followers wtf promo me
people on this site are fucking weak
all i have to do is say ‘bucky barnes’ and about a dozen of you will just start crying
levi is in first, hanji’s in second, erwin’s in dead last but just hit everyone with lightning and mike doesn’t know what’s happening
god bless captain america
Everyone thinks it’s because of what he doodled in Captain America but it’s really because The Wizard of Oz came out in 1939 and I would bet everything I have that Steve went and saw it and loved it.
There was this random little girl on the carousel who picked a horse right next to Jacks.
Look how she was looking at Jack.
I just found the best Facebook page
i’d call this bullshit but then i remember my aunt went to a private boarding school and my grandpa picked her up in a helicopter every friday so she could go home for the weekends
They’d make excellent conservative mps
#also favorite hat
I don’t understand why they didn’t keep this in the movie. It would have been the best part.